Sadly, every day can’t be a Camouflaged Learning day. Well, it can’t for you anyway, unless your school asks us to move in (we’d be willing to do this if lunch was included by the way).
Anyway, because everything can’t be as brilliant as spending time with us, we’ve put together a few things that always make us smile. Or make us go “What? That’s disgusting! Why would you tell me that? Now I can’t un-know that! You’re an idiot”. Anyway, just read them, and let us know if they made you smile, too. Feel free not to call us an idiot, though. We get picked on enough as it is.
Cockroaches can live for 9 days after their head has been cut off.
Polar bears’ fur is actually black, it’s just so fine that it traps light and appears white.
Your right lung takes in more air than your left one does.
Cats can grow to be quite tall, but never tall enough to play professional basketball.
The earth is approx. 6,588,000,000,000,000,000 tons.
Before toilet paper was invented, Fresh royalty wiped their bottoms with fine linen. The person responsible for the job was called the ‘Groom of the Stool’ and was the highest status job you could have (and the lowest, we reckon).
Dogs are terrible at Judo.
Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails.
During your lifetime, you’ll eat about 60,000 pounds, that’s the weight of about 6 elephants.
Each year, there are more than 40,000 toilet related injuries in the United States.
On average, a disposable nappy can hold up to 7 pounds of liquid. Try it. Now.
Four point five pounds of sunlight strike the Earth each day.
By reading books you are twice as likely to become popular with other book readers.
Booking Camouflaged Learning at least 4 times a year guarantees happiness and financial success.